New Models

Impressively still going since the early 1980's, what really astounded me seeing New Model Army play again recently was that they remain one of the best live bands I know.    Made my heart oddly happy.

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I'll watch the sun set over every sea
From every city wall, every mountain peak
Before I get old
The Northern Lights and the Southern Cross
The harvests and the miles of dust
And the blowing wind across the world
So wrap this coat around yourself
And leave what's done behind
There's so much left for us to do
And yet there's so little time
I'm going to pull the fences to the ground
Watch the twisted towers come crumbling down
And start again

Before I get old - New Model Army

White Mask at the Red

This week, dressed once again in my assigned white mask, having paid for my cloak, I explored The Masque of The Red Death by Punchdrunk.  While more claustrophobic in atmosphere than the expansive Faust, they certainly pulled it off again. 

The excited reviews are true - I'd make sure to return if there were only any tickets left.

I treasure the moments clinging to the walls in the dark as performers climb, run dance past.  I treasure getting directly struck by one of the flung books.  I'm proud of quickly obtaining my cloak and for finding the secret way.  And (if I recall correctly) the whispered words "Do you ever wonder why nothing happens when you die?"

I am waiting to see what happens from here.

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Update: Just seen the interesting and useful review from the Guardian.

Mud Rolls Around

And so Glastonbury rose yet again muddy and damp.  These points I remember:

1. So glad was I to have my waterproof trousers packed and ready, as well as a spare pair of waterproof boots, a decent tent, trenching tools, many clean socks, and my car to hand.

2. I had to pay for my car to be cleaned after.  "Cars like this are not made to sit in the middle of Glastonbury," my valet said most sincerely.  I agreed.

3. Free loo roll in large quantities is a mixed blessing.  It is strange handing out so much loo roll, with such commercial restrictions.  The loo roll igloos, seats, tables, bowling and crawl spaces were great, but catering to the needs of the promoter while running a cloakroom service was an ever-varied challenge.

4. Whoever stole Ed's boots after the spalien acecraft gig is a great big meany.

5. Hanging out with Helen, exploring, and drinking lovely mead.

6. The straw to stem the tide, and the ever-present safety-factors.

7. I fixed my rings.  Gawd bless the silversmith on the hill.

8. I remember the orange rinds floating down the river of water that washed past the portaloos and down to the stream.  They bobbed.

For the first time in many years I'm not sure if I want to return.  All I see in my mind is mud and dirty waters flowing.  I've been there since 1995 (missing one along the way) but I fear, if it weren't for the lovely, lovely people we work and camp with, I suspect I would have left long ago.

Dressed Trees

On Sunday we traipsed off* to the Open Air Museum in Singleton to look at animals, make ivy crowns and christmas cards, eat mince pies and drink mulled cider, watch morris dancing** and mummers play, eat roast chestnuts, decorate jam jars and hang them with candle inside. 

I think we all had a lovely time, despite the weather.

I'll be there again next year.

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* After a morning staring at the pouring rain and windswept trees, wishing for a clear sky.

** Nice to see someone I knew dancing.

Apple Down

With the final onset of autumnal weather we ventured out (delayed I admit) and braved the rain and Glastonburyesque festival mud to sit in a  straw-bale-filled marquee sipping mulled cider and watching the Mountain Firework Company (who I still adore). 

Long live apple festivals.

Down with then having to go do work in a cold office looking out into the dark.

Lewes 2005

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Watch all my pretty bridges burn
Hysterical look at this chaos
All that I had and all that I lost
You are feeling sleepy
Very very sleepy
Down, pretty bridges burn, all my bridges burnt
Burnt down pretty bridges burn all my bridges burnt
Burnt down pretty bridges burn all my bridges burnt
As for the bitter taste
Let it vanish into the flames
Don’t let it go to waste
All the places and the names
This is the master stroke
Raised to the ground
And it all goes up in smoke
All my bridges burn
All my bridges burn

Moloko - Pretty Bridges

Grand Day Out

Yesterday was a grand day.

A day of handing out freakish teddy-bears and pirate pinatas to the birthday boy.

A day of fried breakfast.

A day of getting potential positive answers to important questions.

A day of finaly getting to go to the sealife centre. (I had never been for reasons long and dull and pointless to list.)

A day of going swimming and basking in a sauna.

A day of great thai cuisine, lounge music in the place of bad decor.

It does me.

(Apart from the bit where I had to pick up my car and pay out all that money. I didn't like that bit. No, no, no.)

The Orbital is a Harsh Mistress

Today I got to experience my first ever breakdown on a motorway. (My second proper breakdown ever.)

This time there was no snow.

No.

But there was me, in my car, on the motorway, rapidly losing power and speed...

And I was a bit confused as it was 9am (and I was dazed from having gone out with the guys at Sussex (Pier then lovely meal) the night before).

So I decided to visit the hard shoulder once I realised that a car that had slowed to 40mph was probably better off not in front of a big lorry doing 55mph.

And I got to use the emergency bat phone.

Then I got to wait for the AA for an hour.

Then I got to visit a service station in Seven Oaks, and pay £60 to have my AA membership upgraded so that they could tow me back to Brighton.

There I sat. For over two hours. Until the tow man came to rescue me.

My car is now being fixed. For £530 of damage.

Not what I needed, either in terms of time wasted or money spent.

No, no, no.

Ho hum.

Now I shall sleep.

Ristorante Immortale

I went to see Ristorante Immortale as part of Aurora Nova in the South last night at the Komedia.

The script was amazing (the skill of the actors was also impressive). I particularly enjoyed the accordion playing and drumming, and was relieved that it wasn't as strongly surreal as such pieces can end up.

It also had the advantage of finishing by 9.30 so I could go and get an early night.

Me and My Pirate Shag

It's typical really that I can go to an Erotica Expo (Skin Two) and return with a set of dominoes as my chosen toy of purchase...

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Ah well. 

They are a damned good set of Dominoes.

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UPDATE (17.10.2005):
And darn good fun to play with as well

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ain't coming back

Take me out
to the black.
Tell ‘em I ain’t comin’ back.
Burn the land and boil the sea.
You can’t take the sky from me.

Firefly Soundtrack

Saw Serenity and it was good. It will never be the same.

At the Richmond Damn'it

Went to see Republic of Heaven last night (via A History of Violence), who were playing with Autumn Red, The Race and The Recoil free at the Pressure Point.

I went on whim as it was free, I need to go see more live bands and because I'd heard the name mentioned before. Turned out I knew half the band by one degree.

It is good to be back in Brighton, with all the associated inbreeding and coincidence.

Since Last I Posted

My days are flashing by at the moment in a blaze of organisation and new beginnings. 

As I have this site to remind me where I have been (in the immortal words of Captain Beaky) I shall now list some of the things I have been up to in the last few weeks:

* Day 1: Fly to Norway (for the first time in four years - gosh time has flown).  Get to watch my iPod be checked for explosives!  Catch up with work.
* Day 2: Go to the replacement Fantoft Stave Church, Go up Fløyen, Experience a £5 pint.
* Day 3: Go to Bergen Aquarium, Eat Crab from the shell at the Fish Market. Visit a random gallery or two. 
* Day 4: Visit Håkon's Hall and the Bryggens Museum. See Relatives with my smiley brother (eat restaurant level dinner).  Discover one of my relatives looks exactly like one of my friends.
* Day 5: See more Relatives (get fed reindeer).  Find out about the captain and his bread and dummy interests.
* Day 6: Go on Norway in a Nutshell Tour. Say Yaaaaaar on the fjords.
* Day 7: Relax and then see more relatives (get fed reindeer).  Practice table football and dog control.
* Day 8: Marvel at how cheap everything is once you think about it.  See relatives again for dinner. Feel sad about my lack of language skills.
* Day 9: Start buying things as they all suddenly seem so cheap.  See more relatives for dinner.
* Day 10: Fly back, long drive, sleep.
* Day 11: Go to the fourth birthday party of the beautiful Aurora in the exclusive garden in Sussex Square. Learn about Viking Balloon hats. Go to the b'day party of the not-quite-so-adorable-as-my-god-daughter-if-i'm-honest Tom in the evening.
* Day 12: Return house keys from Norway and pay rent in Hamburger Dressing.  Cook evening lasagne (for practice) and play Mah Jongg.
* Day 13: Catch up with work. Go to cinema.
* Day 14: Catch up with work. Go to cinema.
* Day 15: Go to Freshers Fair and register for PhD.  Catch up with work. Go to cinema.
* Day 16: Go to DPhil induction sessions and Welcome Party.  Start Storytelling course at Varndean.  Bump into old A-Level Philosophy Tutor.  It’s nice to be remembered.
* Day 17: More Induction Sessions.  Decide on office space. Find out I have been given a short story.  Drive to Devon.
* Day 18: Go to Plymouth. See the fish.  Drive back through the moors.  Discover Port and Lemonade.  Mmm.
* Day 19: Watch Lost. Drive home via old family houses and Maiden Castle.
* Day 20: Start DPhil proper.  Catch up with work.
* Day 21 (Today): Catch up with work.  Start to feel tired.

So that's it.  My time has been fun but hectic and soon I should think about slowing down again.  I may even get the chance to put up photos!

One day.

When my list of things to see and do gets shorter.

Maybe.

All Hot (Brighton) Air

Went to the air guitar session night last night.

I came third due to my nifty arm rotating action. Second place went to Ed. First place went to 'The Man in Black' (who had even brought his own CD).

Of course, this is because there were only the three patrons there. Everyone else was staff.

Lessons Learned

Yesterday I learned the following:

1) Combining Car Boots with an Air Show isn't a bad way to spend a morning, but getting up early for them is still no fun

2) The Spot the Shakepearean Play card by Simon Drew is not quite as hard

3) Cleaning cars isn't so bad

4) Waxing cars is knackering

5) After seaching in both directions* for a good beach to swim on, it turns out Hove Beach is the winner

6) My face still glows red from too much sun. I still should not go out without my factor 50 on

7) Pink milk is the difference between being full and being stuffed

8) The Bali Brasserie still has great food, bad decor and cutlery that *wants* to stick to your forehead (despite being clean)

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* Cuckmere Haven has too many sharp rock pools (and flying ants), and West Beach by Littlehampton is lovely and sandy but just too darned flat.

Lessons Tonight

Tonight I learned the following:

1) Table Football is not my game (unlike Kiro)

2) The Spot the Film card by Simon Drew is suprisingly hard

3) MSN can be fun even when you are right next to the people you are talking to

4) Sleep is important when about to do a car boot

5) Drink is distracting

Brighton Air

I admit that I could practice my Air Guitar using methods such as the Philson Easy Air Guitar:

"As any performing air guitarist will tell you, there's no such thing as becoming an "overnight sensation." It takes hours, sometimes days, of honing your chops, waiting for your break to arrive. But mastering your instrument isn't enough. You've for to have stage presence, charisma, ATTITUDE. Now some say attitude can't be taught, only acquired. Don't worry. By acquiring this Philson Stratoblaster Air Guitar, you've already proven you have what it takes to rock and roll in the big leagues. All you need is a little polish, and you can take your Philson on the road."

However, as I am now back in Brighton, I have the option to prepare for the Air Guitar Tour* arriving in town on the 25th by going to the Engine Rooms who are having a free Air Guitar Championships Warm Up Session evening (with prizes) this Wednesday.

I may go get some preparation in.

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* "This is the tongue-in-cheek competition for budding guitarists everywhere. Come down to feel the rush & the energy. Throw wild gesticulations in mid-air. Watch the wrist action as speed increases for the mind-bendingly beautiful solos. Experience the roar of pleasure & see fingers trembling as sweat runs off the brow...YES! The time has come for you to go head to head with the best of them .. ... go to www.ukairguitar.com to register & realise your dream. Or just come along on the night & be part of the action."

Dogged Sussex

Hmm.

Went in idle search of the poetry* on the bridge by Balcombe today. With a friend.

We idled to some tearooms near Balcombe, where we argued the meaning of the word science and the status of the tv-drama genre.

We then idled to some woodland to have a walk.

We then idled (quite quickly) away again after noting the used condoms, cigarette ends, and men sat in cars (possibly after all having chosen to eat their lunch in that particular woodland car park at that particular time but were all too embarrased to get out of their cars... Maybe.).

We then parked up in a layby and idled down a bridlepath in search of either a railway line or giant spiders. I forget which.

We then followed the signs to the aztec maize maze at Tully's Farm, but the £7 entry fee directed us away from the ritual sacrifice and up towards the farm shop instead.

The following occured:
Mmmm, milkshake.
Mmmm, gingerbread.
Mmmm, iced vanilla coffee.
Awww, fluffy bunnies and goats in the air.
Mmm, fresh corn on the cob.

Much better.

And then we found a fiver.

A good random tour into deepest darkest Sussex.

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* "So near"
"So close"
So unreadable as the train flew past...

Pirate Anniversary

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The second anniversary of the terrible three's pirate flash mob has reignited my enthusiasm for blogging again after the 'great crash'.

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