We’re not unreasonable

Heya Tom, it’s Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been?
Things have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now
I really wish you’d let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

- Re Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton

Comments

[Kevan]

Hurrah for Jonathan Coulton. Was just listening to "I Crush Everything", his beautiful, sad song about a lovelorn giant squid.

[Joh]

I'm increasingly sold. Have even donated money to the cause.