Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."
I have to admit I've become quite taken with "Underwear Goes Inside the Pants" by Lazy Boy since the edited version started being played on the radio.
(I'm firmly ignoring the fact it is related to the horror that was Aqua.)