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Graded and Measured

Either I have magically become a genius or I am being upmarked for work done last term by a man who happens to need me to work for him this term...

I'm not sure I care which.

The essay on qualitative methodologies which I randomly wrote in a day last term has just received a 92% grade, which would certainly be my highest grade ever...

I am happy. I think. Shame the grade doesn't count for anything.

Better Than Nothing

I hold in my hands a chinese fortune from a cookie.

Not just any fortune.

The fortune that caused my belief in fortune cookies to fragment forever.

It didn't say 'Wherever you go, go with all your heart' or similar. No.

It said 'Twenty percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.'

Erm, no, no it isn't.

Dancing Pirate Bears

For no clear reason the dancing Pirate Bear will shortly be available at www.badjoh.com...

Probably to remind me to stop being silly and get on with the things I desperately need to be doing...

Or just to sort out my webhosting...